Catch-all; Adora

[momming]

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week 1, wednesday

[superjock]

Otome? Are you here?

[OTOMEEEEEEE

let's say they're at the.....FIELD.]

There's something I wanna tell you.

[momming]

Ah, yes? What is it?

[ Talk to her! ]

[superjock]

[Clears her throat.

Straightens her shoulders.]

Friends... are bad. Friendship is the worst thing that you can ever do. Because friends... uh. Friends are bad! Like I said! So that makes friendship also bad because if friends are bad and ships are--well, ships are pretty neutral, but that overall ends up being bad!

... So yeah.

[what]

[momming]

... [ she places her hands on Adora's shoulders. ]

Did you and Catra have a fight?

[superjock]

Huh? What?

[...]

Oh, no! No, we're fine. Nothing's wrong, seriously. It's all fine.

[momming]

Are you sure? You did just denounce friendship as though something inside you had died...

[superjock]

Was my acting that good...?

Well uh. Seriously. Don't worry about it. It was just something I needed to do.

[momming]

... I see. Well, if it helped...

[ She won't question it. ]

[superjock]

It... did! Yeah! Good as new. So don't worry about it at all, seriously.

Just, uh. A fit! About friendship. A friendship fit.

[momming]

A friend fit, I see.

Does that mean I shouldn't consider you a friend?

[ she's not serious ]

[superjock]

What? No! Why would you think that?

[momming]

"Friends... are bad". [ she says, just as deadpan-- ]

[superjock]

[oh my god

FACE IN HANDS]

I just--it's just something I had to say, okay? Don't take it too seriously!

[momming]

[ she laughs, carefully. ]

I see. I won't be offended, then.

[superjock]

[HUFFS OUT A BREATH.]

Yeah.

Anyway. Uh. That's all I had to tell you, at least for now. I should, uh... I should go.

[momming]

Well! Thank you for telling me, Adora.