Catch-all; Maya Fey

[momming]

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[momming]

That's very kind of you! Would you have any recommendations for toppings?

[feytality]

Well... gotta have cheese, bacon, maybe some tomatoes and onions.... just follow your heart!

[momming]

... Those do all sound good... and ketchup, of course.

[ A nice, safe burger. ]

[feytality]

Then what are we waiting for? Let's do it!

[ burger time burger time ]

[momming]

Ah, my name is Otome, by the way. If we're going to be burger buddies, I suppose we should get to know each other properly!

[feytality]

Oh! I'm Maya, nice to meet you, Ms. Otome.

[ burger buddies... ]

[momming]

Likewise! I'm glad that if we did have to be spirited away somewhere, that at least it's... well. Somewhere that's well-stocked.

[feytality]

Yeah, this isn't the worst kidnapping I've been to.

[ normal things people say ]

Could be worse.

[momming]

[ Maya??? ]

You-- I'm sorry, have you been kidnapped before?

[feytality]

Oh, yeah. Is this your first time, Ms. Otome?

[ like they went to a fair of something ]

[momming]

It... is, yes. I can truthfully say no one has kidnapped me before now.

[ Maya, she is so concerned. ]

[feytality]

[ it's fine? probably? ]

Well, getting a full stomach is a good first step to figuring out what the heck's going on! You can't investigate when you're hungry, after all.

[momming]

... You're a very strong girl, aren't you?

[ MAYA... ]

[feytality]

.... Huh? What do you mean?

[ wtf is a compliment ]

[momming]

Let's just say I wouldn't blame people if they were to panic over a situation like this.

[ And some sure had. ]

[feytality]

Well, yeah! It's a pretty crazy situation..... I think anyone would panic.

[ totally missing the point here ]

You're super cool under pressure too, Ms. Otome!

[momming]

I'm a physician, after all! I'm accustomed to emergencies.

[ It's a Doctor Thing. ]

[feytality]

Isn't this a bit outside of your scope of practice...?